My First Zombie
It's my first adult book. It looks like a board book for very young readers. It's not.
Seriously.
It's a horrifyingly hilarious blood-bath of a zombie book.
Here's what Jenny Lawson, #1 NYT bestselling author of Let's Pretend This Never Happened had to say about My First Zombie:
“Love this. Love the zombie book. You, sir, are awesome. Let me know when Norman’s book comes out. I’ll be first in line to buy it.”
And here's what my mom said about it:
"This is a horrible book. I'm not going to buy a copy. And I don't want you to give me one. I'm sure you understand."
I do, Mom. I do.
“Love this. Love the zombie book. You, sir, are awesome. Let me know when Norman’s book comes out. I’ll be first in line to buy it.”
And here's what my mom said about it:
"This is a horrible book. I'm not going to buy a copy. And I don't want you to give me one. I'm sure you understand."
I do, Mom. I do.
Here's the only spread I'm brave enough to share with you.
*SPOILER ALERT* It is NOT the best day ever.
I'm selling this book as a limited print run. It's only available here.
This book is a passion project I've been working on for years.
It's a 40 page deluxe paperback in full color on 8" x 8" premium paper.
Yes.
Deluxe and Premium.
Because you're worth it.
To order your copy, fill out the form below with your name, address, email, and who you'd like the book personalized to. Then click on a PayPal or Venmo link to send me $16. The price includes free shipping in the continental U.S.
If you don't do online payments, no problem. You can send me a check or a wad of cash in the mail. Just fill out the form below and let me know in the personalization section.
Books are at the printer now and will (hopefully) be available for shipping by early August.
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Venmo:
If possible, please send as a friend, not a business. It avoids fees.
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Paypal:
If possible, please send as a friend, not a business. It avoids fees.
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