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Starred Review in Kirkus!

"Goofily irreverent author and illustrator Kelley delivers the ultimate blast of gassy, honest humor with his whimsical, cheeky rhyme about the oft-denied panty whisper. The subject in itself will elicit giggles, and the ingenious, catchy, and simple rhyme will compound those. But it is the color illustrations, alternating between half-page and full-page, loaded with lifted legs, floating skirt-backs, bubbles in the water, and a diverse array of faces squinched up in effort (to deal) or disgust (in having been dealt on), that are utterly priceless. A playful, punchy paean to the pervasive poot."

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Here are some of my sketches that never made it into the book. Don't tell anyone!

  • Home
  • Author Visits
    • About My Visits
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    • The BEST Author Visit Ever
    • Cool Schools!
  • Books
    • About My Books
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  • Art
    • Color illustration
    • Black and white
    • Portraits
  • Sculpture
  • Contact me
  • Freebies and Fun Stuff
    • Free Activities!
    • Downloadable Art
    • All about me
    • Imaginary Ancestors
    • Top Secret Book Project
    • My Blog!
    • Music
  • New Adult Blog
  • T-Shirts & Whatnot
    • Stuff to Wear
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